Believe me, it's not even worth explaining.
My life is static, changing in fact
never in function. My life has
family-channel problems: no sex
or drugs or women or thugs just
money and boredom and tears.
My life is the commercials
of a really great show;
my audience is watching on mute,
throwing back popcorn and vodka
and trading whodunnit opinions
and I don't blame them for not caring.
My life is a joke, lame and obscure,
not even worth explaining.